Things Carlisle and Esme don't want you to know
By Katti
- They were two of the original members of Abba
- The house on Isle Esme is the fifteenth, they have destroyed the others on various honeymoons
- Esme is Stephenie Meyer's great-great aunt
- Carlisle was best mates with Walt Disney
- Mickey and Minnie mouse are based on them
- Carlisle is Simon Cowell's personal doctor
- He is still trying to convince him to give up chain smoking
- Esme is David Beckham's personal secretary, she also designed their new house
- Esme babysits for the Bradgelina Brodd
- Esme is the head, head editor of Vogue
- Carlisle has faked his own death a staggering total of 237 times, 23 of them in one day in 1837, outside Westminster Abeey while Queen Victoria was being crowned
- Carlisle was the only person to survive the Titanic without a lifeboat. While everyone else panicked Dr Dullen sat in his cabin playing solitaire. He then ransacked the sunkin ship before swimming to America * Why do you think they never found the Heart of the Ocean*