Things Edward can do (probably)
By Katti
- Challange Gimli to a dirnking matach (and win)
- Bungie jump without ropes from a height of 3 miles (and survive)
- Explain E=mc2 for dummies
- Beat Lewis Hamilton in a car race
- Beat Colin Jackson at a hurdle race
- Dance better than Fred Astiare
- Sing " I will always love you " without sounding stupid
- Win mastermind ( if nessecary he'd just read the quizmaster's mind)
- Hook a toy first time on on of those dumb claw machines you get at funfairs that no ordinary person can work
- Win the Lottery first time he buys a ticket (Alice'd just predict the numbers for him)
- Sing opera
- Perform Russian ballet
- Not look stupid dancing the Hockey- Cokey
- Not fall off one of those cucking broncos you get at funfairs
- Look good dressed as Shrek
- Play football better than Beckham
- Pout better than Posh
- Dance the marcarena, on ice and look sexy doing it