Secrets Edward Keeps From Bella

By Katti

He is Lemony Snicket in his spare time
Mr Banner fancys her
He went to Hogwarts
He went out with a girl called Cho Chang
He staged his death in the graveyard of Little Hangleton in 1994
When he was human he was engaged, as part of an arranged marriage, to Jessica's great-grandmother
Seth imprinted on him (why do you think they're such good mates)
His middle name is Anthony. Yes, if i were him i would be ashamed too
He didn't write Bella's Lullaby. He got some bloke called Carter Burwell to
He never really wanted to be a soldier. He really wanted to be a hairdresser
He wrtoe all Debussy's music for him
He isn't really a vampire. He lied to make him seem cooler than he really is
He hates strawberry shampoo. That's why he was glaring in biology